Business Revenge: The Super Sale

People love sales. People love those crazy 1-cent sales. What if you have a business that despise? What if you could punish by giving them business?
You could go to some crappy neighbourhood and pamphlet it with flyers: $1 haircuts; $5 blue jeans; first fifty people get free video rentals-- you name it. Remember: poor people are both budget conscious and scrappy. You tell that something is free and they'll be there. Tell them they can't have it and there will be hell to pay. When they show and find out there's no sale, they'll be pissed. And, they'll be pissed at the shop they're standing in.

Tags: business sales customer service
Categories: Business Revenge