Blame The New Guy

Primo coupons are out there, but the better they are, the harder they are to cash in. Take for instance these great coupons we got for $3 off at the movie concession stand. They were valid Sunday to Thurday. What do you do on a Friday when you want to use these coupons? Look for the new guy.
The new guy is confused. He doesn't have any extra swag (like the little pins the theatres give their staff when they don't sneeze in the food). He's pushing a broom or trying to figure out where the 4'x4'x4' popcorn machine is. He's dumb. Newbie break into one of two subsets: the dim and hesitant. The hesitant are no good. They will ask someone who knows what's going on and you'll be busted. The dim will see $3 off and accept your coupon as cash.
It's about time we starting using idiots to our benefit.

Tags: coupons customer service
Categories: Theatres